I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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