yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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