I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think people are normalizing furries
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