there's paper in my vomit.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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