shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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