i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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