mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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