i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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