jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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