A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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