Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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