This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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