Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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