i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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