Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm always down for nudity.
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