She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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