I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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