i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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