It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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