Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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