Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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