Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
where does the pee come out of this thing
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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