Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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