I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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