i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's shark week go big or go home
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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