he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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