So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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