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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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