Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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