Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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