all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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