I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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