Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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