You work out of a Hotel?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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