I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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