careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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