People in love make me want to vomit
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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