I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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