do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
