So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All I want is dick and wine.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize