I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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