yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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