You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
