you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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