D3 body, D1 cock
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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