He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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