quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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