erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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