Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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