Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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