it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
it was like eating out sand paper
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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