Whod you bang
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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