I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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