Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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